Marija Petrovic 2

Marija Petrovic

Biography

My personality was precisely defined in the seventies by Douglas Adams: Marvin – the robot.

Marvin: I think you ought to know I’m feeling very depressed. 
Trillian: Well, we have something that may take your mind off it. 
Marvin: It won’t work; I have an exceptionally large mind. 
Trillian: Yeah, we know.”

Additionally, I am passionate about writing, reading books, and animals- parrots in particular. All of that when I’m not in the depths of despair; of course.

What my colleagues think about me:

 Although Marija tends to see herself as Onions we all think she is more like Parfaits:

Shrek: For your information, there’s a lot more to ogres than people think.
Donkey: Example?  Shrek: Example? Okay, er… ogres… are… like onions.
Donkey: They stink?  Shrek: NO!      Donkey: Or they make you cry?
Shrek: NO! LAYERS! Onions have layers. Ogres have layers…. you get it. We both have layers.
Donkey: Oh, you both have layers… You know, not everybody likes onions.  CAKES! Everybody loves cakes! CAKES HAVE LAYERS!
Shrek: I don’t care… what everyone likes. Ogres Are Not Like Cakes!
Donkey: You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits. Have you ever met a person, you say, “Let’s get some parfait,” they say, “Heck no, I don’t like no parfait”? Parfaits are delicious.
Shrek: NOOO!!! Ogres are like onions! End of story! Bye bye!  See you later!